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James Bond-cool... Add
a splash of Austin Powers
Shake
well, pour over ice and you have the quintessential spyrock cocktail
America's
Hippest Swank-A-Delic
Z.
O. W. I. E.
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As a former world ski champion, martial arts expert and man of a thousand faces, Agent 71857 is the master spy of all time. With ninja-like swiftness, his razor-sharp guitar slices through the Z.O.W.I.E. sound, carving the perfect soundtrack to a life of danger. |
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Hailing from a classified location once held behind the Iron Curtain, this Eastern European beauty smuggles an icy cool vibe into the Z.O.W.I.E. sound. The love child of a Russian czar and a Romanian ice skater, Dava is rarely seen in public without her pet Siberian tiger, Sasha. Dava never speaks, but she does play a mean keyboard. |
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Born under a Parisian big-top and raised on high-wires the world over, Zhi-Zhi's thundering bass is, ironically, the anchor of the Z.O.W.I.E. sound. An expert in many dialects she is most fluent in the language of elimination. As lovely as she is deadly, Zhi-Zhi's high-flying abilities have made her one of Z.O.W.I.E.'s most successful assassins. |
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Killed while on assignment in Malta, this unknown agent has been reborn as a collaboration of Z.O.W.I.E.'s top computer programmers and genetic scientists. Now known simply as E.D.D., his electronic enhancements enable him to play complex rhythmic patterns with ease. Some of the genetic material used to create E.D.D.'s "Man-Made Brain" is said to date back to the Romanov dynasty, possibly to Czar Nikolas himself. Meaning that E.D.D. is prone to delusions of grandeur. Alternately declaring himself "The Greatest Drummer in the World" or "Lord and Master of the Known Universe" E.D.D.'s voice unit is usually turned off. |
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